Top 50+ Funny Jokes For Kids
- Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it. - How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
Put it in a man bun. - What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?
Geometry. - Why do teenagers only sit in groups of three, five, or seven?
Because they can’t even. - I had an argument with a 90-degree angle.
It turns out it was right - How do you do math in your head?
Just use imaginary numbers. - What tool is best suited for math?
A multi-plier. - Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10. - Why did the student wear glasses during math?
It improved di-vision. - Do you know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that aren’t divisible by two. - Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because of the algo-rhythm. - Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees. - Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot. - What do you call an angle that’s adorable?
Acute angle. - Why is the obtuse triangle always frustrated?
Because it’s never right. - A talking sheepdog who loves math rounds up all of the sheep into a pen.
The dog comes back and says, “Okay, all 400 sheep are accounted for.”
“But,” says the farmer, “I’ve only got 360.”
The sheepdog replies, “I know, I rounded them up.” - Which snakes are good at math?
Adders. - What’s a bird’s favorite type of math?
Owl-gebra. - Why should you never argue with decimals?
Because they always have a point. - What did the math student say when the witch doctor removed their curse?
Hexagon. - Why are pig farmers so good at trigonometry?
Because they know all about swine and coswine. - What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
Arithma-ticks. - Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000. - Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?
Because he’d hurt his quadrilateral. - What number do you call for help with math problems?
1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. - Why can’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. - I was reading a book about helium yesterday.
I couldn’t put it down. - How do we know Saturn was married more than once?
Because it’s got so many rings. - How does NASA organize a party?
They planet. - Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
Because all the good ones Argon. - What is a robot’s favorite snack?
Computer chips. - What did one DNA strand ask the other?
Do these genes look okay? - What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Gosh. That’s shocking. - Why do spiders make great web developers?
Because they’re always finding bugs. - Did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK. - Why couldn’t the computers fall asleep?
Because it was always too wired. - What types of songs do planets sing?
Nep-tunes. - I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out together.
I was like O Mg. - What did the hipster ice cube say?
I was water before it was cool. - One tectonic plate bumped into the other.
Sorry, it said, my fault. - Why did the army use acid?
To neutralize the enemy’s base. - Why don’t scientists have doorbells?
Because they want to win no-bell prizes. - Why are computers so smart?
They listen to their motherboard. - What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction. - There are 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand binary and those who don’t. - How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping ions. - Why is the ocean always grumpy?
Because it has crabs on its bottom. - What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi there, bud! - What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck. - What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree. - What washes up on really small beaches?
Micro-waves.
